x] You have screamed at an inanimate object for 'hurting you'
[x] You have ran into a glass/screen door
[x] You have jumped out of a moving vehicle
[x] You have thought of something funny and laughed, and then people gave you weird looks (HAHAHAHAHA)
[x] You have run into a tree/bush
[x] You have been called a blonde
TOTAL: 6 (Ohhhh great)

[X] You know that it IS possible to lick your elbow
[x] You just tried to lick your elbow (Damnit)
[X] You never knew that the Alphabet and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star had the same melody(HA!)
[X] You just sang them to make sure
[x] You have tripped on your own feet and fallen
[x]You have choked on your own spit (Oops)
TOTAL: 12


[ ] You have seen the Matrix and still don't get it
[ ] You type with three fingers or less
[x] You have accidentally caught something on fire (More than once)
[x] You tried to drink out of a straw, but it went into your nose (HAHAHAHA)
[x] You have caught yourself drooling
TOTAL: 15

[x] You have fallen asleep in class
[x] Sometimes you just stop thinking
[x] Sometimes when you are telling a story you forget what you are talking about (Uh-oh)
[ ] People often shake their heads and walk away from you
[ ] You are often told to use your 'inside voice' (I don't HAVE an inside voice)
TOTAL: 18

[x] You use your fingers to do simple math.
[x] You have eaten a bug accidentally (It was windy)
[x] You are taking this test when you should be doing something more important
[x] You have put your clothes on backwards or inside out, and didn't realize it
[x] You've looked all over for something and realized it was in your hand/pocket the whole time
TOTAL: 23

[ ] You have posted bulletins because you are scared that what they say will happen if you don't.
[x] You break a lot of things. (Well then....)
[x] You tilt your head when you're confused
[x] You have fallen out of your chair before
[x] When you're lying in bed, you try to find pictures in the texture on the ceiling
[x] The word "um" is used frequently (Um duh!)
[ ] You don't know what "um" means (Wait what??)
[x] You say "what" and "huh" a lot (Oh--wait...FUCK!)
[x] You plan to use a calculator to multiply your score for this bulletin
TOTAL: 30

Multiply your score by 4 to get your insanity percentage

30 x 4 = 120% No wonder...